As we approach this grand farewell to summer, this celebration of all thing proletarian, AND THE START OF FOOTBALL SEASON, there will be a lot of people travelling across this fair, God-kissed (but not French-style, you pervs!) land of ours.* Pennsylvania will be no exception, of course, so keep your peepers peeled for vanity’s that’s four-wheeled! (Not bad for on the spot, huh?) Here’s a little warmup for yinz to get your brain juices flowing as get ready to be on the lookout for automotive wackiness:
Drive safe, peoples!
*”G0d-kissed land” and all inherent benefits reserved for the sole use of white people. Everyone else is on their own.